Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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