I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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