I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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