Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Randomize
