I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
