This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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