AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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