someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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