I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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