I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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