She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
