he puts the penis in happiness.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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