that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
