Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Randomize
