Me too!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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