I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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