sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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