Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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