Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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