she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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