Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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