But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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