Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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