also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
