just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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