i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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