question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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