it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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