laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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