no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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