Non-Jews are for practice
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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