the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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