is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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