turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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