never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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