It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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