nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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