This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Randomize
