It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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