guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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