How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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