I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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