Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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