There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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