I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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