i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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