GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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