Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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