Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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