your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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