i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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