gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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