I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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