i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Randomize
