I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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