Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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