Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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