she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I still have a little drunk in my system
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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