I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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