I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Randomize
