Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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